I KNOW ABOUT THIS GROUP OF WEIRDOS WHO LIKE TO WEAR STRANGE HATS ON THEIR HEADS. THEY SAY IT'S PROTECTION FROM THE MIND WAVES THAT ARE USED TO TORTURE US UNTIL WE'RE ALL DEAD. ARE YOU SICK OF ALL THOSE BAD MEN TRACKING EVERY MOVE YOU MAKE? ARE YOU AFRAID THAT IF YOU SHOUT THE TRUTH YOU'LL END UP DEAD IN A LAKE? DO YOU WANNA FIGHT BACK AGAINST THE EVIL THAT PLAGUES OUR WORLD TODAY? THEN YOU SHOULD COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE TIN FOIL HAT BRIGADE. THEY'RE TRYING TO MAKE THIS WORLD A BETTER PLACE TO LIVE. BUT WHAT THEY DON'T REALIZE IS THEIR EFFORTS ARE ALL IN VAIN. THEY THINK WE LOOK AT THEM LIKE THEY'RE ALL A BUNCH OF HEROES. BUT WHAT THEY DON'T REALIZE WE ALL THINK THEY'RE COMPLETELY INSANE. THE EARTH IS IN GREAT DANGER AND IT'S UP TO US TO SAVE IT. BECAUSE IF WE DON'T DO SOMETHING WE'LL ALL BE IN A WORLD OF SHIT. THE LIZARD MEN ARE GONNA KILL US ALL AND THE SATANISTS ARE TRAFFICKING OUR KIDS AND THE ALIENS WILL HARVEST OUR NATURAL RESOURCES UNTIL OUR PLANET IS A DRY AND EMPTY HUSK. SO OPEN YOUR EYES AND SEE FOR YOURSELF. WE UNDERSTAND IT'S EASIER TO LOOK THE OTHER WAY. BUT YOU KNOW DEEP DOWN IT'S NOT THE RIGHT THING TO DO. SO COME AND HELP US WITH OUR CAUSE AND FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO STAY ALIVE. PLEASE SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTHS AND GO BACK ON YOUT MEDS. ALL OF THE THINGS YOU FEAR, IT'S ALL JUST IN YOUR HEAD. EVERYTHING THAT YOU SAY IS JUST A BUNCH OF SHIT. YOU'RE SIMPLY NOTHING MORE THAN A GROUP OF FUCKING IDIOTS.