IT'S COLD AND DARK IN HERE. THERE'S RINGING IN MY EAR. A SPIDER CRAWLED OUT OF MY ASS. THEY'RE EATING SHARDS OF BROKEN GLASS. ALWAYS DISPOSE OF DEAD BIRDS. NEVER FORGET THE SAFE WORD. I'M SHITTING IN THE LAKE. MY BONES ARE GONNA BREAK. HE'S GOING IN FOR THE KILL. DRINK YOUR FUCKING MILK.

FUCK YOU FATHER, I HAVE SINNED TODAY. I DON'T WANNA PLAY THE GAME YOU PLAY. THE ONLY THING HE FEELS IS HATE. EAT THE SHIT OFF OF MY PLATE. MASTURBATING TO BLOOD AND GORE. I CAN'T USE MY LIMBS ANYMORE. I NEED HELP, THIS KID IS WAY OUT OF LINE. HE TOOK A SIP OF GASOLINE BUT HE SAYS HE'S FEELING FINE. RUNNING THROUGH A FIELD OF RABBIT CORPSES IN SHALLOW GRAVES. I THINK MY HEAD JUST GOT IMPALED BY A STALACTITE IN THIS CAVE. HOW CAN YOU RELAX WHEN THE TELEPHONE IS RINGING? I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT I CAN DO TO HELP THE DEAD AND MISSING. HE'S GOT A BAD CASE OF MERCURY POISONING.

I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO FIGURE OUT WHY I HAVE THIS SUDDEN URGE TO SPOON MY OWN EYES. YOU KNOW IT'S A SIN TO FEEL COMPLACENT. DON'T TRY AND TALK TO THAT GUY WHO'S PITCHING A TENT. I USED MY CUSHIONY ASS TO HELP BREAK MY FALL. WHY IS IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR MY PENIS TO STAND TALL? THOSE TWO WERE CAUGHT CROSSING STREAMS IN A BATHROOM STALL. I NEED SOMEONE TO HELP ME GET MY FIX. WHAT DO I DO WITH ALL THESE UGLY DICK PICS? HE FELT AWFUL AFTER CRUSHING THAT POOR MAGGOT. HER MUFF AIN'T WORTH THE EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE. IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO FACE ALL THE SHITTY FACTS. PLEASE DON'T CUT MY HEAD OFF WITH THAT DULL AXE. THAT OLD FART HAD A SERIES OF CONSECUTIVE HEART ATTACKS. WHY ARE YOU BULLYING ME? WHY DID YOU SODOMIZE ME? DON'T FUCKING TERRORIZE ME. I WANNA FUCKING END ME.

WAKE UP, DARLING. I AM ERECT. I THINK YOUR DAUGHTER HAS A BIRTH DEFECT. THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL YOU'LL EVER BE A WINNER. WOULD YOU LIKE TO EAT THOSE EMO KIDS FOR DINNER? LET'S GO IN THE ALLEYWAY AND SMOKE SOME BLUNTS. I WISH YOU'D CRAWL BACK UP YOUR MOTHER'S CUNT. I DON'T THINK SHE'LL EVER KNOW WHEN TO QUIT. I LOOKED IN MY BED AND SAW A PILE OF SHIT. WHY DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TO BE SUCH A PRICK?

UGLY BABY, PRETTY BABY, WHAT'S THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE? HAPPY BABY, SAD BABY, LET'S GO KILL A PRINCESS. BUTTERED FISH STICKS TURN MY BRAINS INTO MUSH. IT FEELS LIKE I'M TRYING TO FIND A CRAB IN A BUSH. FERTILIZE THE EGGS TO INCREASE THE POPULATION. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PUT THE CAR IN IGNITION. DROWNING IN BLEACH IS A TRADITION IN WARSAW. I THINK HE TRIED TO SHAVE HIS PUBES WITH A HACKSAW. THE STENCH OF HIS GAS CAUSES FLOWERS TO WILT. YOU CAN'T REALLY TALK WITH A MOUTHFUL OF MILT. THE OCTOPUS IS FORCED TO DO TENTACLE PORN AND I DON'T WANNA ABIDE BY SOCIETAL NORMS. SHE BOUGHT HERSELF A RECIPE FOR GALLBLADDER STONES. I'M PRETTY SURE HER ASSHOLE IS WHERE I CALL HOME. EVERYTHING WAS FINE UNTIL HER EYES WENT BLACK. I CAN'T HELP BUT DREAD THE DAY THEY ALL DECIDE TO COME BACK. I FEEL AS IF THEY TRIED TO CUM INSIDE MY BROTHER'S WIFE.

I CAN'T SEE CLEARLY BECAUSE MY EYES HAVE CATARACTS AND WE DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD BE TELLING US HOW TO ACT. I HIT MY CRANIUM AND NOW I HAVE AMNESIA. HIS TONGUE IS TWITCHING DUE TO TARDIVE DYSKINESIA. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. PLEASE JUST FUCKING GO AWAY. WHY ARE YOU HERE TO STAY? HOW AM I GONNA KNOW WHEN I'M SHIT OUT OF LUCK? I THINK YOUR ATTITUDE TOWARDS ME IS COMPLETELY FUCKED. WE CAUGHT YOU EATING BABY LEGS AS A MIDNIGHT SNACK. THERE'S ALWAYS MORE TO LIFE THAN FUCKING GIRLS AND SMOKING CRACK. I'M ABOUT TO WREAK HAVOC IN MY YARD. THEY JUST DROWNED MY FRIEND IN A VAT OF LARD. FILL ME FULL OF LEAD. THEY'RE THE ONES I DREAD. LYING IN MY BED. I WANT YOU TO GET IN MY FUCKING HEAD.

ASSDRUGBAGFUCK!!! 1234!!!

DARWINISM IS AT ITS FINEST WHEN FAT GUYS FALL DOWN THE STAIRS. PICKLED PIG'S FEET CAN GIVE YOU HERPES WHICH I THINK IS EXTREMELY FUCKING UNFAIR. CAPO ON MY NUTSACK. NECROSIS TURNED MY SKIN BLACK. KNIFE STUCK IN MY ASS CRACK. THIS PILE OF FECES IN MY BEDSHEETS PROVES SHE'S A LOSER. FLOWERS BLOOM IN RUSSIA DURING A NUCLEAR WINTER. I SHOVED MY FIST IN A HORNET'S NEST BECAUSE MY EMPLOYER HATES ME. WHY DO I FEEL AS IF THAT LEPRECHAUN WANTS TO CHEW ME AND SPIT ME INTO A DITCH? THOSE BASTARD SONS CAN NEVER SLEEP WHEN THEIR MOTHERS LIKE TO FUCK. 4-LEAF CLOVERS DON'T MEAN A THING WHEN I ALREADY HAVE SHIT LUCK. I PRESSED MY HAND AGAINST HER FACE BUT SHE DIDN'T SEEM TO CARE. THEY CAN'T DISTRACT THEMSELVES FROM THE FACT THAT THEY'RE LIVING IN A NIGHTMARE. GET ME OUT OF HERE NOW.

SHE SAYS THAT SHE CAN'T SLEEP AT NIGHT. I THINK SHE'S FULL OF SHIT. YOU STRUGGLE TO GET YOURS UP IN BED. I DON'T THINK IT'LL EVEN FIT. THEY SAID MY FAVORITE PASTIME IS JERKING OFF WITH A MONKEY'S PAW. YOU WON'T LIKE WHAT WE DO IN ENUMCLAW. YOU MAKE MY ASSHOLE PUCKER UP. YOU MAKE MY FINGERS TWITCH. SANDCASTLES IN THE POURING RAIN. DIARRHEA'S A FUCKING BITCH. LIFE IS JUST TOO LONG TO BE ENJOYED. WHO WANTS THIS UNDERARM SAG? THIS MIGHT SOUND WEIRD TO ASK BUT WHERE'S MY COLOSTOMY BAG? IN MY BRAIN IS A BUBBLE THAT GIVES ME HORRIBLE PAIN. HE'S TRYING TO TELL ME TO KILL ALL MY FRIENDS AND THAT HE WILL BE THERE FOR ME UNTIL THE END. SOMETHING JUST GAVE ME A CHILL DOWN MY SPINE. WHATEVER IT MAY BE, IT'S WAY OUT OF LINE. I ONCE SAVED A TODDLER TRAPPED INSIDE A CAR, BUT IT FELL FROM MY ARMS AND IT RAN, THOUGH NOT VERY FAR. MY FACE FEELS NUMB. WHY AM I SO FUCKING DUMB? I CAN'T BREATHE AND I CAN'T FEEL. IS THIS WHAT IT'S LIKE TO CLUB A SEAL? YOUR SHOULDER'S MINE TO DISLOCATE. FOR THEM I HAVE NOTHING BUT HATE. THIS PLANET IS FUCKED. THERE'S NO SOLUTION. THE GAS FROM MY ASS FILLS THE AIR WITH POLLUTION. YOU SAID YOU DON'T WANT HER IN THE BAND, BUT THERE'S SOMETHING YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND. SHE GOT TITS LIKE THE SAN ONOFRE NUCLEAR PLANT. WHY WOULD YOU TELL THEM I PISSED IN MY PANTS? THE LAST TIME I DID WAS ALL OVER YOUR PLANTS. WHY WOULD I WANNA TAKE CRYSTAL METH WHEN THERE'S A 50% CHANCE OF INSTANT DEATH?